Beep! Beep!

We all know that our A Level’s finals are coming real quickly.The PUNCH/KICK/SHOT in the guts can be felt especially through the millions of mocks thrown on us by our wonderful lecturers.Once again, i’m on my usual routine to complain about examinations and the preparation for the big-problematic battle.Do you even call it a battle? Well, prolly not for those who can ‘tackle’ it so well with an eye closed. I always wondered, would all these years of education including the strive of being the best among the rest will really pay off in the future. Afterall, you do see partial-literate people right on top of the ladder.Maybe i should cross my fingers,pray everyday every second that i might be as lucky as those successful people who didn’t have to go through so much rigmarole to secure a bright future. Why can’t the sky fall down for me!….. It’s good to dream, cause with dreams there might be a reality one fine day….Hehe.This really sucks! Exam sucks! Why can’t we study and not need to sit for exams.At most I’ll promise i’ll study as much and as well eventhough there aint an exam to sit for? HORRIBLE PEOPLE out there with the purpose of wasting my youth on ’stuff which can be done in a less harsh way’. Those people can’t expect US, to waste our youth on issues which we can worry much later. Afterall, who can enjoy that much when they are old and sucked out of their soul! Exams can really suck the soul out of a living being. IT REALLY CAN. IT’S FREAKY. Here’s a list to console those poor souls who are reluctant to study and need some self assurance..OR those who studied yet still get stupid results ..

WARNING: Those who are low in self motivation should not proceed reading. As it might have adverse effect.

REASONS NOT TO STUDY SO MUCH:

1) WHO KNOWS YOU’D FALL VERY VERY ILL THE NEXT DAY, and might only be able to live for a very short period.

2) I’M SMART.

3)I READ THROUGH A FEW TIMES. I KNOW SLIGHTLY WHAT IT’S ABOUT.WITH THAT AND SOME CRAP I CAN PASS MY WAY THROUGH.

4)THERE’S ALWAYS TOMORROW. I’D EITHER STAY UP LATER OR WAKE UP EARLIER TOMORROW TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT I HAVEN’T DONE.

5)JUST CALL A GOOD TUITOR WHO WOULD GIVE ME AN INTESIVE EFFECTIVE 2 WEEKS COURSE WHICH WOULD MIRICALOUSLY HELP ME.

6) I KNOW I CAN DO IT, JUST THAT EXAMS AINT NEAR ENOUGH TO SCARE ME FURTHER WHICH WOULD GIVE ME THAT EXTRA MENTAL BOOST TO FURTHER PUSH MYSELF TO STUDY.I SHALL WAIT.

7) THIS SILLY EXTRA INFO WHICH IS OUT OF THE SYLLABUS WON’T COME OUT WAN LAH~ WASTE MY TIME ONLY!

WATCH TV FIRST THEN ONLY STUDY. AFTERALL, MUST ENJOY FIRST , ELSE WHERE GOT THE HEART TO STUDY? NOT HAPPY = NO STUDY.

9) EXAMS SO HARD, STUDY SO MUCH FOR WUT? STUDY SO MUCH NOT LIKE AS IF CAN GET A oso?

10) ……..our you-know-who lecturer can tell us this last point. He can give very good examples.

OH WELL! OH WELL! At the end of all these ‘quite pointless’ ranting, I feel much contented. The similar feeling when you scold the **** out of someone who made you angry.Just that mine is a slightly different scenario; Studying the whole day during a weekend made me mad.